31 Job Ad Typos And Fails That Will Give Your OCD A Stress Headache

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Apr 2, 2019 7:00 PM EDT

Are we being too nitpicky or others too careless? One thing's for sure; if you read enough of these, your OCD tendencies will come alive with teeth-grinding frustration like NO OTHER. 

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    Text - iDK @ SCR Saga @kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 8/18/17, 2:05 PM
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    Text - Profile This business are hiring based on attitude over skill set and are seeking the right candidate who is proactive, hard-working and uses initiative to support a team. You will be able to juggle conflicting deadlines and be highly organised and efficient when completing tasks
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    Text - Skills and experience To be considered for the role you must possess the following A minimum of 1 year administration experiencE Advanced computer skills with proficiencirs in MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint and MS Outlook. Proficiency with Reckon APS is ideal but not necessary. The ability to prioritise tasks & request assistance when
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    Text - Work for a leading not for profit disability services provider. Opportunity to make a difference in the lives of others Be a part of a supportive and passionate team. Looking for passionate staff that have a quification or experience to assist clients living in the Subiaco, Webley Downs, Alkimos & Yanchep. Save
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    Text - Perform basiIC Clerical duties, such as faxing, office notes, filingi and photocopying Assist management in typing up of quotations Requirements: Education: High School Diploma Experience: Minimum of 1-2 years of related office experience. Ability to build positive relationships with high level of interpersonal skills. . Evcollont talont to intoract with noonlo in a nositivo and.
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    Text - If you have the above qualities and can work part time or full time please send your CV to brian@westcoastsafety@westnet.com.au
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    Text - Delivering the exceptional without exception every day. At MSS Security we pride ourselves on delivering unforgettable experiences that customers will talk about for years to come. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINKIT MEANS
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    Product - Get paid to Apply Now become a science
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    Text - Trom Perth CBD. Permanent position 10 minutes from Perth CBD Full training provided Role: Handle all customer enquiries including general and technical queries Process inbound information and escalate if required Manage daily workload and ensure all KPI's are met Administer all customer enquiries End to end management of assigned tasks and inbound information Sharing of information and knowledge with team Database management Requirements: Minimum 3 years experience as a Client Liaison Off
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    Text - The Position: Issuing certificates and cards (Accredited and Non Accredited) Process enrolments and payments Prepare learning material Processing student paperwork and Worksafe applications Client and student liaison over the reception and through phone Maintain student records Data Entry Archiving Scanning and Photocopy Uploading Information Stocktake Constantly working to deadline Efficient Able to work autonomously and as part of a team The suitable applicant will be punctual and relia
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    Text - property group is a boutique property developer and we need an admin superstar to support our growing team & operations. You have: A solid admin experience, preferably in a small business; A good understanding of bookkeeping system such as Xero or MYOB (preferred); High organizational skills; The ability to "pick up the ball and run with it" Impeccable grammar Extreme attention to detail; Healthy dose of common sense;
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    Text - All about you! In addition you must have previous experience in the following areas: Immediate start required Experience in Customer Service or Retail essential Strong work ethic and organisational skills Basic computer skills Ability to learn new procedures and systems Flexibility to work across different stores within the region Availability to work weekends mandatory
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    Text - Client Liaison Officer We are currently recruiting for an experienced Client Liaison Officer to join a renowned organisation based 10 minutes from Perth CBD Permanent position 10 minutes from Perth CBD Full training provided
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    Text - Carpenter Job Small carpenter and gardener job handyman jobs you need to have some tools like drill, saw etc about a days work doing lots of small things, like vanish a window, fix a lock, trim a bush rate is $30/hour Hourly Rate Casual
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    Text - About the role: On-going work for the right person Full time hours Reputable company Great culture Varied role Pert CBD location Reception Admin Duties: Managing reception and phones Filing
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    Text - Fuel Transportation for Fuel Stations Saved Pick Picker Staff Australia Recruitment Services P/L Perth Eastern Suburbs Manufacturing, Transport & Logistics > Warehousing, Storage & Distribution Welshpool based $25 per hour -Ongoing casual positions Save Forklift Driver
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    Text - Your skills and experience The ideal candidate will have previous experience in an administrative focussed role in a large complex setting. Experience working with a diverse range of stakeholders, working in an office environment and/or corporate environment; Intermediate skills with the MS Office Suite of products in particular Excel, and strong skills in organization, written and verbal communication, time management, and problem solving. We look for candidates with outstanding skills a
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    Text - and us, so it's important to represent Regus each day. We're looking for someone who's able to transmit positive energy to our business community; a sparkling, enthusiastic, determined individual who feels confident within Regus and willing to go that extra mile.
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    Text - To succeed in this role, you will need to: Be well presented with excellent communication skills Have a mature and positive outlook Have an ability to work autonomously Ben accurate and have excellent attention to detail Be reliable, flexible and adaptable Be an Australian citizen or Permanent Residenct
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    Text - FAIL Skills and Desirables: -Attention to detail, including good Grammar -Listening, Recording & Communication Skills -Process Driven -Approachable, outgoing with a Friendly Disposition -Experience with Excel and Emails
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    Text - Managing your own personal client list Wowing clients with out- of-the-box solutions Assisting with office tasks such as daily banking, errands and mail as required The successful candidate will have: Eagle eyes when it comes to attention to detail Impeccable and professional phone manner
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    Text - Assistant Edcator YMCA WA Perth Rockingham & Kwinana Work for a values based, not for profit organisati Education & Training> Childcare & Outside School Hours Care
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    Text - Biochoice Healthcare is a small pharmaceutical wholesaling company, who over the past twenty five years has serviced the Health and Pharmaceutical industry. We are located in the Hills area of Lesmurdie, perfect location for those wanting a Sea Change
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    Text - Installations Scheduler All Floors Carpet Court Face paced position Great small team work environment Carpet Court is looking for a unique individual with a good sense of humour and ability to work under pressure for the role of Installations Scheduler The successful applicant will have Superb time management, communication and interpersonal skills The ability to work under pressure and strong problem solving skills and a great sense of humour An incredibly high attention to detail
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    Text - Full time to $50k paying $40k 22 jobs found Support Worker At Home Services Baptistcare WA Part time position working 28 hours per week. Must have previous experience and good clinical skills. Aged & Disability Support Community Services & Development Save
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    Text - 4h ago Plant & Asset Administrator Thiess Pty Ltd Perth Eastern Suburbs Administration & Office Support > Data Entry & Word Processing Plant Administrator required at our Hazelemere facility. Experience with JDE systems and mobile plant mining equipment highly desirable. Apply now.
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    Text - Perform mechanical repairs of fixed gauges Operate and troubleshoot equipment/ instrumentation required in the work of technicians Assist with set up and cleaning of training areas during training Ensure all radiation gauges are stored in a safe and efficient manor
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    Text - Skills and experience Civil Engineering experience preferred Excellent Relationship and Communication Skills The ability to follow process's Able to Multi Task Computer and IT savvy (various programmes) Deliver exceptional levels of Customer Service Attention to detail Ability to Problem solve and think outside the square An interest in Administration, Accounting and learning new skills
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    Text - About the business and the role The individual must have meticulous attention to detail and superb organization skills. This person must be a team player
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    Text - We are seeking an experienced Receptionist Administrator to join their team based in Marmion. You will be in charge of a busy Reception desk, whilst completing general administration duties and assisting 8 senior staff. This role will suit a switch on and customer focussed individual who has excellent multitasking skills.
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    Text - Saved job Go to your Saved jobs to add note SCIENTIFIC evolve RECRUITMENT 15 Mar 2019 Junior Aquatic Ecologist Perth Full Time Brisbane based role Science & Technology Environmental, Earth & Geosciences Fantastic consultancy, great projects Full time, permanent role About the Role Our Client is an environmental consulting company offering integrated services in the physical, biological and chemical
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